when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
i like seeing white girl jokes fading out and white boy jokes becoming more popular
Sometimes I don’t think tumblr appreciates Buffy and her affinity for terrible puns enough.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
tbh i hope pokemon is still a thing when i have kids
i want to show them it
then i want to crush their dreams by 6-0ing their whole team
my life flashed before my eyes today
reblog if the next disney princess should be an alcoholic
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
IM LAUGHING SO MUCH OMMG FROAKIES DOING HIS LIL BUBBLE THING AND CHESPINS LIKE “wow thats really cool buddy you rock!!” AND THEN FROAKIE JUST CONTINUES AND THERES A LOOK OF CONCERN AND WORRY ON CHESPINS FACE AND ITS LIKE “woah buddy you might wanna slow down there are you ok???” BLESS
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
- JUST DON’T DO IT