michaelassbendr:

givenchy-king:

I only need the three C’s in life:

• Cash

• Cock
• Clothes

the only C’s you need are

  • Christ
  • Church
  • Confession

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sexhaver:

college

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ladygolem:

ladygolem:

In this episode of Mythbusters: Adam and Jamie find out how hard you’d really have to punch the floor to make your screensaver deactivate

After the break: the Mythbusters construct a satellite dish out of human bones and try to download an ass

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afloweroutofstone:

Do Not Ever Forget This

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fogo-av:

mentalalchemy:

nezua:

fnhfal:

Ferguson -2014

I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.

Don’t forget this crazy shit actually happened.

Don’t forget this shit is STILL happening

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mildlyautisticsuperdetectives:

dreamsankh69:

thebeldamsbuttons:

damianimated:

LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK

We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?

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Did you guess yet?

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If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.

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Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…

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Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.

imageHave you guessed it correctly? Have you really?

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Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”

Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!

This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.

People worship Burton, People should fear Selick.

Reblogging because the number of people who think Burton made Coraline is astounding. Although, to be fair, the marketing basically forced you into thinking it.

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8oo:

catstarflick:

8oo:

birds are so cute

boys are cuter

have you ever seen a bird

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poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

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itsmemacleod:

an anon asked me if I could make them smile, so I hope this works. 

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togakiss:

I’m really loving miiverse a lot

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l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears

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Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST

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fluffydragonite:

only Vulcans can see this reblog if you’re a Vulcan 

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pumpkinspiceprincesssammya:

teezybird:

So there’s a Japanese slang term, ‘chuunibyou’, that roughly translates to “Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome.” It is used to describe the stupid phases people go through when they are 14, like pretend to be really hardcore, act like they know everything, say they have mystical powers, etc.

I’m so happy this term exists.

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slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

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